Transmission just died in my work van.
So now I guess I'm getting paid to sit in bumfuck nowhere and wait for a tow truck. And of course, like a movie detective, it died one day before retirement. I was swapping into a new van tomorrow and this one was getting traded in. I'll miss the old barge though. It had been owned and modified by several different contractor outfits at various points in it's life so it definitely had *character*.