I've never had any vegetable try to speak to me before...

c/dadjokes 34mo ago

Post text, images, or direct links only

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c/dadjokes 35mo ago

Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community

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c/dadjokes 18m ago

More Mordor

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c/dadjokes 8h ago

You know, my first wife divorced me because she said I wasn't American enough...

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c/dadjokes 23h ago

dad joke

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c/dadjokes 1d ago

Enter or nah?

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c/dadjokes 1d ago

I went to the ice cream parlor yesterday and they said "We're having a special on sundaes". I said...

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c/dadjokes 1d ago

What's an Arch User's favorite ramen?

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c/dadjokes 2d ago

I know gas and food prices are high, but have you seen the price of chimneys?

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