Market wisdom with Baron Von Profit
[a grinning man in an expensive suit, wearing a top hat and a monocle, is speaking]\
Salutations, I am Baron Von Profit, welcome to my show "The Line"\
Today, we'll learn about stock market basics and how charts affect your life\
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[a bright green line goes up on a chart]\
Record profits!\
Congratulations, your boss is getting richer!\
This means nothing to you though, you get nothing out of it\
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[an orange pulse stagnates on a chart]\
Ew, business is stagnating\
This is not good\
Let's fire some people to get shareholders more excited, bye bye!\
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[a downwards red line crashes with a chart]\
Oh no, we're crashing!\
Well, looks like you're getting laid off\
Sucks to be you\
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[the same green line as before goes up on a chart]\
Lines are green! The good times are back!\
Sounds like a perfect time to fire more people, to the chopping block!\
Cheers to that, 10 million bonus package for the CEO
https://thebad.website/comic/market_wisdom_withbaron_vonprofit
Salutations, I am Baron Von Profit, welcome to my show "The Line"\
Today, we'll learn about stock market basics and how charts affect your life\
\
[a bright green line goes up on a chart]\
Record profits!\
Congratulations, your boss is getting richer!\
This means nothing to you though, you get nothing out of it\
\
[an orange pulse stagnates on a chart]\
Ew, business is stagnating\
This is not good\
Let's fire some people to get shareholders more excited, bye bye!\
\
[a downwards red line crashes with a chart]\
Oh no, we're crashing!\
Well, looks like you're getting laid off\
Sucks to be you\
\
[the same green line as before goes up on a chart]\
Lines are green! The good times are back!\
Sounds like a perfect time to fire more people, to the chopping block!\
Cheers to that, 10 million bonus package for the CEO
https://thebad.website/comic/market_wisdom_withbaron_vonprofit