Donny shits the bed in front of King Charles
> King Charles III, can we talk?
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> *Charles, why are you doing this?* why are you conferring legitimacy onto a piss-baby fascist by gracing him with your royal presence? there’s no good reason for it. what’s in it for you? you’re a literal king. *it’s right there in your title.* you could be doing *anything else* with your time right now.
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> **no world leader needs to be giving Donny the time of day. he’s turned the United States into a pariah state, so treat him like the pariah he is. *****just say no.***
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> plus, Donny’s an unpredictable ticking time bomb. meet with him, and you’re basically spinning the Big Wheel of Bugfuck. *anything could happen.* worst case, you’ll end up dogpiled in the Oval Bordello like Zelenskyy.
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> best case, you’ll simply stand around helplessly [while Donny makes a fool of himself](https://x.com/realericmoutsos/status/2049313757277671444).
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> Donny, what the fuck are you doing? did you catch what just happened in that clip? dude cut in front of King Charles and prevented him from shaking hands. how rude. *who does that?*
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> but of course, blocking British royalty [is kind of Donny’s signature move](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1f1r78x/trump_walks_in_front_of_queen_elizabeth_causing/).
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> for fuck’s sake, Donny — how about having a little situational awareness?
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> in fact, do not *ever* stand between Donny and a camera, or you’ll be in for a rude awakening, [as the Prime Minister of Montenegro found out during a 2017 NATO photo op](https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/trump-s-first-foreign-trip/trump-pushes-montenegro-s-prime-minister-nato-summit-n764966).
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> what a dick.
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> but that’s what happens when you spin the Big Wheel of Bugfuck — and that’s why, when Donny invited King Charles to America, the king should have replied that *he would have loved to, but he literally had to be doing anything else on the planet.*
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> and of course Donny [made the royal visit all about himself](https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mkkuxcsoab2t).
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> *“in a few hours, His Majesty will stand in the heart— of the United States Capitol as the very first British king ever to adrist— a— joint session— of— the— United States Congress, so he’s gonna be addressing— Congress, and I’m gonna be watching. I was thinking of going but they said I don’t know. that might be a step too far. I would love to go— it’s not supposed to be protocol but I would love to be with you.”*
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> yeah, he actually said ‘adrist.’
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> Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants’ rapidly-increasing deterioration is impossible to ignore. he can no longer read. he’s completely flummoxed by the one-syllable words his handlers have written for him. dragging Donny out in public and forcing him to speechify is really at this point a form of elder abuse.
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> do you think Donny has any idea what the words he’s struggling to pronounce mean? he seems completely mystified by what he’s saying. he also seems completely mystified by punctuation, [as he mechanically gasps out each word](https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mkkuljjz3x23).
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> *“majestic inheritance their veins ran with Anglo-Saxon courage their hearts beat with an English faith in standing firm for what is right good and true.”*
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> majestic inheritance *whaaaaat*?
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> I’m surprised that Republicans haven’t turned Donny’s cognitive decline into yet another reason for why he needs a vulgar Epstein Dance Hall™.
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> by the way, Donny missed a perfect opportunity to ask King Charles about the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow. I certainly would have.
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> *Charles, why are you doing this?* why are you conferring legitimacy onto a piss-baby fascist by gracing him with your royal presence? there’s no good reason for it. what’s in it for you? you’re a literal king. *it’s right there in your title.* you could be doing *anything else* with your time right now.
>
> **no world leader needs to be giving Donny the time of day. he’s turned the United States into a pariah state, so treat him like the pariah he is. *****just say no.***
>
> plus, Donny’s an unpredictable ticking time bomb. meet with him, and you’re basically spinning the Big Wheel of Bugfuck. *anything could happen.* worst case, you’ll end up dogpiled in the Oval Bordello like Zelenskyy.
>
> best case, you’ll simply stand around helplessly [while Donny makes a fool of himself](https://x.com/realericmoutsos/status/2049313757277671444).
>
> Donny, what the fuck are you doing? did you catch what just happened in that clip? dude cut in front of King Charles and prevented him from shaking hands. how rude. *who does that?*
>
> [](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MZrX!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb01173c7-32c6-4dcb-80c3-ed97f50e8337_339x221.gif)
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> but of course, blocking British royalty [is kind of Donny’s signature move](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1f1r78x/trump_walks_in_front_of_queen_elizabeth_causing/).
>
> [](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ENTH!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F25684e17-d7f4-4313-81cb-ea657fd9d42c_2048x1705.jpeg)
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> for fuck’s sake, Donny — how about having a little situational awareness?
>
> in fact, do not *ever* stand between Donny and a camera, or you’ll be in for a rude awakening, [as the Prime Minister of Montenegro found out during a 2017 NATO photo op](https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/trump-s-first-foreign-trip/trump-pushes-montenegro-s-prime-minister-nato-summit-n764966).
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> [](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5Mmz!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7c8002c7-d6f6-41aa-9a5f-ee2bb6dda103_344x215.webp)
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> what a dick.
>
> but that’s what happens when you spin the Big Wheel of Bugfuck — and that’s why, when Donny invited King Charles to America, the king should have replied that *he would have loved to, but he literally had to be doing anything else on the planet.*
>
> and of course Donny [made the royal visit all about himself](https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mkkuxcsoab2t).
>
> *“in a few hours, His Majesty will stand in the heart— of the United States Capitol as the very first British king ever to adrist— a— joint session— of— the— United States Congress, so he’s gonna be addressing— Congress, and I’m gonna be watching. I was thinking of going but they said I don’t know. that might be a step too far. I would love to go— it’s not supposed to be protocol but I would love to be with you.”*
>
> yeah, he actually said ‘adrist.’
>
> Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants’ rapidly-increasing deterioration is impossible to ignore. he can no longer read. he’s completely flummoxed by the one-syllable words his handlers have written for him. dragging Donny out in public and forcing him to speechify is really at this point a form of elder abuse.
>
> do you think Donny has any idea what the words he’s struggling to pronounce mean? he seems completely mystified by what he’s saying. he also seems completely mystified by punctuation, [as he mechanically gasps out each word](https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mkkuljjz3x23).
>
> *“majestic inheritance their veins ran with Anglo-Saxon courage their hearts beat with an English faith in standing firm for what is right good and true.”*
>
> majestic inheritance *whaaaaat*?
>
> I’m surprised that Republicans haven’t turned Donny’s cognitive decline into yet another reason for why he needs a vulgar Epstein Dance Hall™.
>
> by the way, Donny missed a perfect opportunity to ask King Charles about the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow. I certainly would have.