Assassination Attempts: ★★☆☆☆ (Would Prefer Florida)
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> if we're going to keep doing this every few weeks i'd like the attempted assassins to be a little more considerate. i prefer the mar a lago assassination attempts to the dc assassination attempts because the latter mean a whole lot of helicopter and police siren noise
[Bluesky](https://bsky.app/profile/lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com/post/3mkfmt6pogc2g).
> if we're going to keep doing this every few weeks i'd like the attempted assassins to be a little more considerate. i prefer the mar a lago assassination attempts to the dc assassination attempts because the latter mean a whole lot of helicopter and police siren noise
[Bluesky](https://bsky.app/profile/lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com/post/3mkfmt6pogc2g).