[OC] I lost my dick...

I forgot I even wrote this stupid shit years ago, but found it in my wallet while spring cleaning.

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* I lost my dick in the morning mist
* Fuck! Where did it go?
* I gotta chase it down this rabbit hole
* Wait, where are my balls?
* The squirrels took them down the rabbit halls
* The rabbits said we don't eat balls
* I dig a little deeper and find my peter
* Then my testicles appear!
* Now fuck, which is left or right?